Bacon & Burgers at the Basement of Lazy Bastard

Saw a short feature of Lazy Bastard in PAL's Mabuhay June issue. Barely a week after, where chances are fat, we're already in Lazy Bastard, Jupiter. And we're famished because it was an OT night.


Truly, Lazy Bastard is situated in a basement. It was quite hard to find it except for this big sign:

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Woohoo! Underground fun!
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Burgers & bacon await inside

It's just a very small restaurant, just an aisle if I may say. Nevertheless, the offer big burgers. I love their lazy neon sign, too that says "Long live bacon." 


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Hail! Hail!
Or their menu board that shouts, "Bacon is not pork, it's bacon." Who am I not to agree?


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Define bacon
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DIY bfast!
Ordered Bacon Cheeseburger at Php 220. And because we know we want to, all of us added extra bacon for Php 40. Piggy's delight! Haha. Upgraded it all to Combo at Php 90 with sides (fries, tots and rings) plus sodas in can. At that time, tots were unavailable so just had fries and rings.


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Bacon Cheeseburger + neon lights
Alright, so here we come after about 10 minutes: the eating and review. The burger itself was big (of course, blame it to the extra bacon). In fact, we nearly had a heart attack finishing one. The beef was half my thumb thick. Then there's the melted cheese and a few veggies (nah!). 


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Mishmash of onion rings + fries

It was flavorful. In fact, it's salty for my taste already. The fries was fine but not too crispy. The onion rings were and I like how thick it was. I just don't like the breading. Maybe I'm so used to Burger King's version. 



Overall, it's a good find. And really worth burgers because of the size. Beware of adding too much add-ons, though. Heart, heart. 




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Rating: 4


Lazy Bastard is located at:



Basement Floor, 

22 Jupiter Corner Galaxy Street, 
Bel-Air, Makati City

Website: www.lazybastard.ph

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lazybastardph

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